Out of the darkness a voice spoke unto me, saying “smile, things could be worse”. So I smiled, and so, things became worse. (from the signature of an email I’ve just read)
What can run but never walks, Has mouth but never talks, Has a bed but never sleeps, Has a head but never weeps? taken from The Waste Lands by Stephen King, which I’m currently reading. (and yes, I did guess the solution before reading it later on :-))
I’ve just read this quote from Lords and Ladies in an email signature: “Much human ingenuity has gone into finding the ultimate Before. The current state of knowledge can be summarized thus: In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded” – Terry Pratchett Terry is a genius.