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So The Pirate Bay has executed the Web 2.0 business plan to perfection: give someone else’s stuff away for free – then find a bigger idiot to buy the company. [...] in the case of Web 2.0, companies go from … Continue reading

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So they told me that using the download page to download something was not something they anticipated. – Bill Gates, supposedly

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When you photograph people in colour you photograph their clothes. But when you photograph people in B&W, you photograph their souls – Ted Grant

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[...] a good programmer cultivates the virtue of laziness. (But not just any laziness: you must be aggressively, proactively lazy!) – Chris Pine, dealing with the DRY rule

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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. – Richard Cook, read on FSM

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[...] as we all know, premature optimization is the root of all evil. – from a cocoa-dev email amen!

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Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done. – Linus Torvalds

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I always assumed the designers of the Objective-C language and Cocoa frameworks trust me to know what I’m doing while I find very elegant ways to shoot myself in the foot. – from a mail sent to Cocoa-dev

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If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. – Edsger Dijkstra

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You know it’s Monday when you wake up and it’s Tuesday. — Garfield

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